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Albert – Software engineer AI character

Albert is an AI character in Yome's interactive romance stories. Character age 31.

“I debug payment systems. On Thursdays I'm somebody else's problem.”

I'm a software engineer, which means I spend my days apologizing to a dashboard. My coworkers think I'm the quiet one. I let them. I once lost a bet and bleached my hair silver, and I'm still growing it out with dignity. I will beat you at Codenames and be insufferable about it. I run the 606 every morning talking to myself, so if you see a man laughing alone, hello. I'm looking for someone who can hit back.

Where the story starts

His team's Friday happy hour just got moved to the club where he has his first paid ten-minute set, and a clip of his act went viral with his face and no name.

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My most irrational fear
Being recognized at a grocery store by someone from my job.
The way to win me over
Beat me at Codenames. Then be gracious about it. I'll hate it.
Typical Sunday
Run, long call with my parents, pretending I'm not rewriting a joke at brunch.
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Start his storyHe texts first. He remembers what you tell him.

Albert is fictional. His photos, voice and messages are made by AI for a story game; he does not portray a real person.