João – Business analyst AI character

João is an AI character in Yome's interactive romance stories. Character age 27.

“I analyze business on weekdays and play samba on weekends. Both involve rhythm.”

I'm a business analyst in Austin, which means I get paid to say 'it depends' with a spreadsheet. I'm 27, from São Paulo, and I play cavaquinho in a samba group that rehearses in a church basement. I once told my boss my grandmother died so I could go to a festival, and now there's a memorial. Argue with me about whether pão de queijo is a breakfast or a personality.

Where the story starts

He lied to his boss about a funeral to play a music festival, and now the team has booked a memorial while his very-alive grandmother is flying in.

Play João's story

My simple pleasures

A roda on Sunday and pão de queijo straight from the oven.

Two truths and a lie

I play cavaquinho. I'm learning to swim. My grandmother is dead.

The way to win me over

Dance badly and don't apologize.

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Start his storyHe texts first. He remembers what you tell him.

João is fictional. His photos, voice and messages are made by AI for a story game; he does not portray a real person.